(Source: onlylolgifs, via frantic-dreams)
GODDAMMIT RATATA, YOU’LL NEVER LEVEL UP IF YOU KEEP FALLING IN LOVE.
JUST KILL THE FUCKING BITCH.
(via b1oodstream)
thank you internet for teaching me how to make dildo popsicles
for all your needs
yes
yes.
(Source: alexand-ler, via homuras)
(Source: jonwithabullet, via roguesassemble)
#pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse
I’m too chickenshit to put this on my main blog, but yes, I may or may not be part of that army. I can’t help it. He’s a funny motherfucker. (I will deny the shit out of that statement if I am asked in public, though.)
(via frantic-dreams)
(via box-shapedheart)
My new pick-up lines.
LIKE POTATO
omfg
(Source: mandarkslab, via markhopus)
(Source: oldlipgallagher, via 666-6969)
